zombie\ apocalypse

zombie\ apocalypse
1. (Zombie Apocalypse) (169↑, 47↓)
A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.

"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."

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2. (Zombie Apocalypse) (106↑, 8↓)
The end of the world by way of [biochecmically] [regenerated] [humans] thats only plan is to kill off all life on the planet. Zombies are the Archenemy of the FreeAgents.

Zombie apocalypse has started we must get to a safe place.

3. (Zombie Apocalypse) (55↑, 6↓)
The one thing mankind has feared for eternity The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family It's gonna be a bumpy ride

The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.

4. (Zombie Apocalypse) (8↑, 3↓)
The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.

...Braaaains\! Quick, get the Shotgun\! It's the Zombie Apocalypse\! My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: [FPSRussia]

5. (Zombie Apocalypse) (26↑, 22↓)
The [zombie] apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as [apocalypse]s go. The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "[psychiatrist]s". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people [drugs] that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as [depression] and [schizophrenia], when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally. Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied [government] to spread the good zombie word.

The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

6. (Zombie Apocalypse) (0↑, 0↓)
the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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